Dear November,

so far you suck donkey dick.

Let's switch things up, shall we?

Thinking about the 6 exams I have to write next week
makes me throw up in my mouth a bit.

Blehhhhhhhhhhh.

Oh, & to any dudes growing mustaches for Movember:
do NOT forget about DecemBEARD.
Beards > mustaches.

See?